I’ve learned that one of the best ways to manage a diet away from rampant cookie consumption is to have Keebler’s Chips Deluxe Soft & Chewy cookies in the house. Where we often fly through a variety of commercial cookie brands from Salerno butter cookies to Chips Ahoy, the Keebler Chips Deluxe pretty much brought everything to a standstill. I mean these cookies really suck.
After perhaps four to six weeks in the house, I finally unloaded 2/3 of the bag of cookies into the garbage disposal. And, for that matter, I think I heard it belch as well. These cookies really suck. Did I mention that.
Now I’m sure there are people who think these cookies are the greatest. This proves, once again, that you cannot go broke underestimating the taste of the American public. What Keebler passes off as soft or chewy is merely mush without taste or texture. And the cookies have all the character of something out of an injection die machine. This is one manicured cookie. Clearly, somebody is buying them. At least once. But they really suck.